Waikiki Angels

Charlies Angels Episode Summary SUMMARY

A young couple frolics on a beach and tell each other how much they love each other in nauseating detail. Out of nowhere, a group of hooligans in dune buggies attack the pair, running over the guy and snatching his girl.

The next day, the police inspector tells Charlie and the Angels that the missing woman is in fact Congressman Sam Knight’s daughter and he of course is an old friend of Charlie’s. Bosley then informs everyone that a rash of attacks on beaches has been happening of late which Julie dubs “Hells Angels go Hawaii”. This comment turns out to be her greatest contribution to the case.

Guarding LivesThe Angels go undercover as lifeguards, to investigate the series of attacks. Kelly is stalked and attacked by the beach thugs led by TV’s Grizzly Adams. After fighting them off and losing them in a chase after Julie drives the beach patrol truck into a ditch, one of the bad guys (Ted) decides to betray the others and offer up the kidnapped Marty for ransom. Grizzly and his boy get wind of this double-cross and follow Ted and Marty to the drop spot. A geeked out Marty makes a run for it and almost gets run over. Kelly saves the day while Julie looks on and the bad guys thank Ted for his betrayal by giving him hang gliding lessons without the hanglider.

Grizzly and his boy return to the beach Kelly is life guarding and start to mess with her. Kris emerges from her hiding place to protect Kelly, but quickly has her water turned off when the guy calls her “blondie” and simply takes her gun away. Both Angels are kidnapped and driven three more feet down the beach, where the dune buggies are parked right out front of their secret hideout, just begging to be caught. Just to drive home how inept and illogical they are, the bad guys fail to search Kris and leave her duffle bag on her arm. They tie the girls’ wrists and threaten them creepily, but then thoughtfully leave them alone together, unsupervised. The bad guys catch them using their radio “Hawaiian Mobile Operator?” to contact Bosley and Julie, (who has been reduced to sidekick status) and aren’t pleased.

Bos and Julie track them down and come crashing though the gate (again) without looking to see if maybe one of the hostages is in danger of being run over. Grizzly then tries to escape and is chased down by Jaclyn Smith’s extremely unconvincing stuntman in a dune buggy.

This somehow causes the traumatized girl to be recovering. Having not gotten to put their lifeguard skills to actual use, all three Angels gang up on Bosley and throw him in the pool and then laugh instead of rescuing him.


Charlies Angels Action ACTION

Kelly gets a good share of the action this episode and it keeps her from falling into that Season 5 vacant stare she seems to favor so often, although she still seems only half interested in the proceedings.

Kelly gets to prove she is the fastest swimmer of the three; fight off Grizzly Adams; save the congressman’s daughter from being run over, and take down Grizzly in a dune buggy chase at the end.

Julie drives the beach truck into a ditch, and looks on in amazement as Kelly performs heroics. Later, Julie’s driving privileges appear to be revoked as Bosley chauffeurs her to the rescue. Kris is suddenly able to overpower her captor and push his face in the dirt after Bosley softens him up by almost running him over with a beach patrol truck. Grizzly hops in a dune buggy and tries to flee; Kelly hops in the other and chases him around until he crashes and dies(?).


 Charlies Angels Fashion FASHION

All three Angels start the episode in those Hawaiian print shirts they seem to love so much. Then it’s bikini fever as the detectives have to compete in bathing suits in a swim contest to qualify as lifeguards. Later, Kelly and Kris sport giant yellow jackets over more swimsuits (possibly the same outfits often used as dance togs?) as part of their lifeguard gear.


 Charlies Angels Trivia STUNT MEN IN WIGS

It looks as though producers put wigs on two burly grips and asked them to act like Angels in the scene where Julie drives into the ditch.


 Charlies Angels Trivia MAYBE HE WAS SUICIDAL ANYWAY?

Grizzly and his boy decide to kill their double-crossing henchman and laughingly discuss it while said henchman is standing right there. Considering police and paramedics were standing a mere 20 feet away, you would think once Ted heard he was going to be killed he would have protested. Loudly. Or maybe even tried to run?


 Charlies Angels Commentary GATE CRASHING WITH NO THOUGHT OF HOSTAGES

Once again the Angels (well, Bos is driving) when tracking the location of a kidnapped co-worker come crashing through the gate with no regard to friend or foe on the other side.


 Charlies Angels Trivia HATE TO LOSE THIS TOWN PART 2

Alright, Julie, alright, Julie, alright, Julie,” is Jaclyn Smith’s looped voice as she yells for Julie during the swimming competition. Very Angels On Vacation of them, no?


 Charlies Angels Trivia EVERY OTHER EPISODE

The character of Julie seems to have an every-other-episode effectiveness ratio. She starts out smart and capable in Angel In Hiding, regresses to eye candy for To See an Angel Die, is restored to semi competence in Angels of the Deep and in this episode, she pretty much makes a cameo. The really sad part is even with this ratio she still seems to have better Angel stats than Tiff.


 Charlies Angels Trivia CURIOSITES

• Kelly finishes 20th in the lifeguard trials. At least four more people finish, then Kris flails onto the beach and the guy announces she’s 23rd? Watch the guy ahead of Julie technically win the race, but conveniently collapse on the sand and allow her to win.

• Seems weird that they had Kelly finish first in the lifeguard trials, while Kris is all into the water sports, lives on the beach, and can out swim scuba guys with knives. Looks like Kelly’s been secretly doing some practice laps in the office pool while nobody else is home.

• How does staying in the kidnapped girl’s bridal suite prove she is okay?

• Why do the kidnappers leave Kris’ big ass yellow duffle bag on her arm with a radio in it? Considering she pulled a gun on them 10 minutes prior, you would think they would frisk her more carefully.

• The Jeep vehicle had the same tires as the dune buggies despite the fact that Julie’s “detective” work rested on the notion that they didn’t.

• Was Grizzly dead or just unconscious after his crash? They never really said.

• Their stay in Hawaii is nearing its end, and Kelly says that she could go a long time without seeing another beach. Kris agrees. Hope she’ll be excited to get home to her beach house.


 Charlies Angels Trivia REPEAT OFFENDERS

Soon-Teck Oh: Recurring character Lt. Torres also appeared in Angels of the Deep, Island Angels, and Hula Angels.

Denise DuBarry: Marti previously appeared as a beauty contestant in Pretty Angels All in a Row.

Tommy Fujiwara: Billy Sako from Angels in Paradise makes a brief and uncredited appearance during the office wrap-up.

Dennis Donnelly directed Angel Flight, Angels in the Wings, Caged Angel, Angel’s Child, Dancin’ Angels, An Angel’s Trail, One Love… Two Angels, To See an Angel Die, Angel in Hiding, Waikiki Angels, Stuntwomen Angels, and Angel on a Roll.

B.W. Sandefur also wrote Caged Angel, Cruising Angels, Nips and Tucks, One Love… Two Angels, Moonshinin’ Angels, and Attack Angels.


Charlies Angels Stats & Trivia ANGEL STATS

Turtlenecks: 0
Bikinis: 2 Julie, 1 Kris, 1 Kelly
Shots fired by Angels: 0
Shots fired at Angels: 2
Bad guys beat down: 1 (Kris)
Gates crashed: 1 (Bosley)
Lives saved: 0

 


Charlies Angels Episode Reviews TOWNSEND AGENCY COMMENTARY

GregGREG
Episode Rating: 3.5 stars
This is probably the best of the Hawaiian Angels episodes. Grizzly Adams makes for an intimidating and creepy adversary, and Kelly gets her Hawaiian (ahem) moment in the sun. The Hells-Angels-Go-Hawaii theme is actually executed more cleverly than it sounds with these bad guys being BAD guys. They threaten their female hostages in every way you can imagine and Kelly and Kris seem to be in real physical danger.

AnnaANNA
Episode Rating: 3.5 stars
Well, they sure didn’t try to sex up those lifeguard outfits. On the plus side, these bad guys were more realistically bad, instead of the wimpy, cartoonish villains from other episodes (although Dan Haggerty would have killed Kelly the instant she tried to twist his arm). I enjoyed Julie standing by the side of the road and gaping uselessly while Kelly dove into traffic to save that girl. But still, I’m ready for Hawaii to be over.

  • belenpakantot

    i thought jaclyn (with that new perm) and cheryl looked absolutely hot in those lifeguard get-ups. makes you wonder why the producers didn’t use this as the promo pix for the season. the useless tanya (sorry, i don’t see her as sexy; she looked… emaciated to me) was away from them for much of this ep so nothing spoils the view. the useless tanya was again useless in this ep. and no, i’m not complaining. if there’s one actress in the angels line-up that deserves a reduced screen time and token lines, that would hands-down be tanya who does best being bound and gagged and stripped down to her panties (like in her exploitation films pre and post-angels) before she is raped and killed. but the minute you giver her a speaking part in a starring role and try to dress her up a bit, viewers are going to run away in droves sooner than you can say “cancelled”!

  • Pnyc1969

    I have to get S5 and revisit this episode and hopefully answer a question I’ve have for 32 years: Does Julie really say “Hells Angels Go Hawaii”? What did she mean by that? Is there something about hooligans on dune buggies that is immediately evocative of Hells Angels? And if she really is talking about them why would she think it’s something new for them to be in Hawaii? Is she an expert on their activities? I believe there are Hells Angels chapters everywhere. I’ve always thought she said “Hills Angels Go Hawaii”, meaning Charlie’s Angels from Beverly Hills are now in Hawaii. But now is a little late for Julie to make that observation. They’ve been there for a while and they’re going home next week. This is one of the most confusing lines of the series, the absolute strangest being, of course, Kelly’s undefeated 2-year old comment.