Chorus Line Angels

Charlies Angels Episode Summary SUMMARY

This hour begins with an amateur broadway-style rehearsal staged in a vast, empty sound stage accented by stubby columns and a single over-sized shower curtain – the type of show opening which incites immediate boredom.

An argument ensues between the choreographer and lead dancer in front of a panel of three poorly lit ‘judges’ who appear alarmed post-argument. Afterwards, the tJaclyn Smith in Chorus Lineroublesome lead dancer is shot with a tranquilizer dart in the parking garage by a man wearing a skull mask. The show’s investor hires the Angels to investigate and naturally, Kelly must take the missing girl’s place in the chorus line. Kris poses as a reporter anxious to cover this cheap local dance rehearsal. Julie’s cover is that of Kelly’s agent, though she never makes the slightest effort not to just look like Kelly’s friend.

The cast rehearses around the old standup piano as the retarded errand boy, John, gnaws on a sack of peanuts and looks on. He has a crush on Jessica, one of the dancers, but she’s rude to him; he warns, “Be nice to me, or I’ll tell them what I know.”

Kris, endlessly fiddling with a prop camera, befriends klutzy Nancy who is berated by the continually-irritated choreographer. “Who are you, anyway, and why are you asking me all these questions?” Typical query put to the Angels within hours of taking on a new cover. Nancy breaks into a darkened office to search for files when the skull-masked assailant wielding a dart gun accosts her as she’s making a phone call to Kris.

Kris: “You can’t just sedate me.”

Darian witnesses Kelly, Kris, and Julie huddled in an overt pow-wow on the set amidst the other loitering performers, and later catches Kris rummaging through his office. When she tries the “I’m a reporter looking for information” bit, Darian whips out her Charles Townsend Investigations business card from her purse – and a pistol. Kris’ cover is blown. Darian explains he has the missing performers, “on ice”, or more precisely, sedated in an undisclosed location. He intends for the show to be a failure so he can profit from multiple investors who each believe they had a 100% share. “You can’t just sedate me,” Kris says. She is walked out of the office with a gun at her back.

To solve Kris’ disappearance, Kelly must dance in the Broadway revue – this time in full costume. Before showtime, Kelly and her “agent” are complaining about Kris having missed their appointment, when they spot Kris being strong-armed by Darian. Kelly and Julie take cover and begin firing, hitting Darian and saving Kris.

A hasty wrap up is conducted including the full cast, who are distraught that the show will not go on, due to investment foul-ups and the fact that they were hired specifically because they’re lame. Kris encourages them all to give it a try anyway. Kelly is invited by the now-pleased choreographer and friendly cast to join them in their big performance of “Pals, Buddies and Friends”. Thankfully we are not made to watch this number in its entirety. But alas, after a none-too-long commercial break, we are treated to the full performance as a filmed version!


Charlies Angels Action ACTION

A feeble action sequence takes place in what was evidently the only set created for this episode. Julie shouts at Kris to duck and she dives dramatically behind/under a folding card table, taking cover in equally plain view. Julie then shoots Darian in the leg as he tries to run, and he leaps into the air for some reason as he’s hit.


Charlies Angels Fashion FASHION

Kelly wears the exact same dance togs she’s worn EVERY SINGLE OTHER TIME SHE DANCES. Kris is the victim of some shoulder padded 80′s looks, and Julie rocks the plaid-and-jeans number seen in the final season’s publicity shots.


Charlies Angels Commentary CHEAP PRODUCTION

Making all the musical numbers rehearsals was a free pass to use almost zero set decoration, and just film every scene in front of a blank white wall. You get the feeling that if we ever saw the big time final production, it would look exactly the same.


Charlies Angels Trivia INAPPROPRIATE/ODD MUSIC CUES

When we see the bad guy in a skeleton mask shooting the dancer, they play this spooky sound effect usually reserved for dangers of a supernatural kind. What little value it had gets ruined when they keep using it for less and less appropriate situations, until we’re hearing it whenever Kris and the bad guy walk through a doorway.


Charlies Angels Trivia CANNED GOODS

This episode makes liberal use of canned sound effects, including our favorite, that same scream they use any time a woman screams.

They also used the same stock female grunt for both dancers being surprised by the bad guy standing there. Since it’s the noise they usually play when a woman gets violently injured/killed, it seemed inappropriate in both situations when the girls were just mildly startled.

Finally, they play three stock male grunts in a row when the bad guy has already been shot and is merely wincing at his wound, facing the camera and clearly not making these noises. 


Charlies Angels Trivia MUSIC & LYRICS – FOR YOUR SINGALONG PLEASURE

“The Sleepless Rag”
15 past midnight lying on your back, staring at the ceiling
At 6 you’re watching hoping dawn will crack, dard lost feelin’
That fella’s got you on a sleepless jag
Might as well get up and do the sleepless rag
Here’s how you do it
Put on the coffee, give the girls a call (we’ll come crackin’)
They’ll tell you, he ain’t worth it at all (send him packin’)
But if they can’t convince you, cause suffering’s your bag then
You better learn to do the sleepless rag

“Dancing Lady”
Dancing lady in the night, turning
To the left, to the right, turning 
If you should chance to glance to me
Please tell me if you chance to see
Am I in your eyes through the night, turning
To the left, to the right, turning
So you can guess I don’t live unless
I’m in your sight, dancing lady in the night
 

“Pals, Buddies and Friends”
We’re gonna be pals to the end
We’re gonna be buddies and friends
And if the going gets rough
We’re gonna all hang tough
We’re gonna wing it in the groove
Pretend we’ve got every move
And if our act starts to cave in
Well at least we never dated
Gonna fly free of the nest
Playing it close to the chest
Give ‘em the best of our best
And the hell with the rest
In case you missed it, let me say it again
We’re gonna be pals and friends and buddies to the end
We’re gonna be pals buddies and friends
To the end, to the end, to the end


Charlies Angels Trivia TIMEFRAME

Case solved in approximately 4 days

Day 1 – Case introduced – Kelly’s non-audition
Day 2 – Nancy Fox gets shot
Day 3 – Discussion at the office
Day 4 – Kelly’s dance number – takedown
Day 5 – Pals, Buddies & Friends


Charlies Angels Trivia CURIOSITIES

• Why is Kelly reluctant to take the dancing cover when dancing is her thing, and she always gets the dancing covers?

• Kris comes about as close as they ever get to casually referencing past episodes, saying she can handle a little ballroom and a little disco. Possibly references to Disco Angels and Dancin’ Angels, much more likely a coincidence. You decide!

• What’s with Julie’s overly excited reaction to Kris’ arrival at the audition?

• Nancy calls Kris in the middle of the night, but the shot of Kris’ beach house is in daytime.

• The woman who played Ruth (the client) was David Doyle‘s sister, Mary.


Charlies Angels Trivia REPEAT OFFENDERS

Nancy Fox: Childhood friend of Jaclyn Smith’s also plays Amy Jarvis in Angels in the Backfield, a hooker in Angels on the Street, and the maid in One Love…Two Angels.

Michael Callan: Darian Mason also played blackmailer Cass Harper in The Vegas Connection.

Pamela Peadon also appeared as Betty in Dancin’ Angels.

David Doyle directed this episode.

Prolific writer Ed Lakso brought us roughly one third of the series, including Hellride, The Seance, Dirty Business, The Vegas Connection, I Will Be Remembered, The Blue Angels, Pretty Angels All in a Row, Angels in the Wings, Angels on Horseback, Angels in Vegas, Winning is for Losers, Pom Pom Angels, Counterfeit Angels, Disco Angels, Terror on Skis, Angel in a Box, Teen Angels, Marathon Angels, Angels in Waiting, Angels Remembered, Love Boat Angels, Avenging Angel, Angels on the Street, The Prince and the Angel, Angel’s Child, One of Our Angels is Missing, Catch a Falling Angel, Dancin’ Angels, Harrigan’s Angel, Three for the Money, To See an Angel Die, Angel in Hiding, He Married an Angel, Angel on the Line, Chorus Line Angels, Stuntwomen Angels, Angel on a Roll, and Let Our Angel Live.


Charlies Angels Stats & Trivia ANGEL STATS

Locks Picked: 1 (Nancy Fox)
Turtlenecks: 0
Shots fired by Angels: 1 (Julie)
Shotes fired at Angels: 2 @Julie, 2 @Kelly
Bad Guys Shot: 1 (Julie)
Musical Filler Scenes: 10 minutes 12 seconds

 


Charlies Angels Episode Reviews TOWNSEND AGENCY COMMENTARY

HollyHOLLY
Episode Rating: Review
WOW. This episode is for hardcore fans only. Please don’t watch it.

Directed by David Doyle, the best parts of this episode are the overhead camera shots of the pseudo-ballroom routines, clearly a weak homage to Busby Berkeley musicals. Gotta work with what you have, Bos.

JoJO
Episode Rating: Review
This episode starts with a musical number instead of a crime. We’re so in trouble. Cheryl and Jaclyn must have asked for a heck of a lot of time off in Season 5. Enough time to go on vacation in the middle of episodes. And the entire caboodle basically takes place in ONE room. The writers must not have had any ideas this week. They took some concepts from Pom Pom Girls, Angels in the Backfield, Psycho (not really), The Searchers (not really), and barely managed to fill an entire hour, so they tossed in a bunch (3) of musical numbers and looped them for over 10 minutes of musical filler. It’s unfortunate that this is David Doyle’s debut and only stint as director. Had he a better script to work with, it might have been interesting to see his seemingly dry comedic sensibility put to work. Nancy Fox, frequent CA guest star, plays a dancer named Nancy. Need I say more? 

The Angels have to find out who is trying to sabotage a musical production test running for a birth in Vegas before it goes bankrupt. Kris goes undercover as a reporter, Julie (I forget what she does), and Kelly gets to dance in….yup, the chorus. Cue the music! There are some creepy moments with the bad guy lurking about in what looks like an extraterrestrial Scream mask, accompanied by weird pulsating psychedelic music as he creeps upon whoever he’s trying to scare, and break to…Kelly waltzing? Why is this in the show? The dance show, I mean. I know why it’s in Charlie’s Angels. Because there are too many minutes left in the hour. What happens next? Kris (duh) gets taken (Cheryl didn’t want to learn lines having just gotten back from her vacation so she ad libs her usual kidnap dialogue) because, suddenly deaf she doesn’t hear the saboteur, who she then proceeds to have a chat with so anyone who might have been distracted by the Ziegfeld-like choreography (or waking from coma) can know what’s happening in the story. “A-one, an-a-two” (Lawrence Welk wasn’t this lame.) Pals, Buddies, and Friends, sings us out. The End! This episode makes Alex DeLarge’s aversion therapy in Clockwork Orange feel like a picnic at the beach, but not near Munroe house where kamikaze wicker flies at all times!

AnnaANNA
Episode Rating: Review
My half star is only because Julie got to shoot somebody. I subtracted the other half of the star for Kris’s poor lying performance when caught rifling through Darian’s desk. Here’s an idea, girls: when you’re undercover as the southern belle/bikini model/magazine writer, don’t carry your “PRIVATE DETECTIVE” ID card in your purse.

  • Sd-Jim

    Also you forgot Lee Travis as a repeat offender. She was Ed Lakso’s wife.

  • Sd-Jim

    Extremely detailed review, right down to the generic female scream. The best example of that scream was in “Fallen Angel” after Timothy Dalton stole the woman’s jewelry in the opening teaser while she showered–it’s completely out of sync with her mouth openings. You guys haven’t reviewed that one yet. Look for her scream!

    “Chorus Angels” has some annoyingly catchy songs!

  • Jimbo

    I read the reviews here before watching. I thought the episode would make me want to shoot myself, but I was laughing hysterically at the end. Pals, buddies, and friends, baby!

    • Heather

      I agree! It’s not as bad as all that!

  • ealan14

    I don’t have anything against this group of angels, but they really did deliver some stinkers in Season 5. Chorus Line Angels is soooooooooooooooo long and sooooooooooooo boring. The only good parts were listening to Kelly “Its Season 5 and I’m not having it!” Garrett and the choreographer snap at each other and listening to the choreographer snap at poor Nancy (Did she really tell that girl she dances like an elephant??) Even though poor Nancy and Kris both broke into that same office, there was not much mystery to solve here, so of course they wrapped up early, and made us sit through that awful final dance number. TWICE!!! Oh please give me some Season 1 episodes, because Pals Buddies and Friends just drained the life out of me. smh…

  • Leni Munroe

    WOW!
    While I must admit that my favorite “Angel Trio” is not at the helm of this show. I am a diehard CAF and cannot help but find redemption in this episode!
    David Doyle’s sister Mary makes an appearance as “The Client” which is cool. Along with Nancy Fox Jaclyn’s childhood buddy and I liked seeing Lee Travis again by the way!
    What can I say!, I am a sap! Watching the last season was painful for many reasons but mostly because the 70′s were gone, part of my childhood and my favorite show of all time with it. So I would probably grasp at watching the intro for an hour! Even though:~
    and I am adding this because Aaron Spelling and Leonard Goldberg are responsible for refusing Kate Jackson leave and or time to do Kramer vs. Kramer, Thus opening the door for drastic replacements. “SHE LEFT” because of it remember!
    I will forever find each episode minus my trio. AWESOME in every single way!

  • C B

    and kris’s beach house,it shows it at night,in the moonlight

  • C B

    Lee Travis is also a repeat offender.
    – Chorus Line Angels(1981)… Jessica Thorpe
    – Love Boat Angels(1979)… Eleanor Case
    – Angels in Vegas(1978)… Joan Wells
    – Angel Flight(1977)… Paula

  • deliah

    Ok. I guess I’m weird. I kind of liked this episode because it was so fabulously cheesy! Just try to get pal, buddies, & friends out of your head.

  • Ray

    Slight correction to the posted lyrics for “Pals, Buddies and Friends”:

    “And if our act starts to cave in
    Well at least we never gave in”