FIGHTING ANGELS

Your complete guide, analysis and ranking of fighting ability on Charlie’s Angels

7th PLACE

WIN/LOSS LIST

Win List: Angels on Ice, Angel on High, Angels Ahoy, Nips and Tucks, Let Our Angel Live Lose List: Angels at Sea, The Jade Trap, Angels on the Run, Moonshinin’ Angels Draw List: Pretty Angels All in a Row

JOHN BOSLEY

We never realized the whole “Bosley’s a teddy bear” thing was meant quite this literally. Okay, he’s not supposed to take center stage over the Angels, but that shouldn’t mean he has to be a wimp, either. Consider the fact that he was given only 11 action moments over 5 years (and we’re being generous about a couple of those), many of which left him immediately incapacitated on the floor, and we can all agree that Bos was truly robbed in the combat department.

There are really only two true and good fights which he was allowed to win. In Angels on Ice, he smashed a henchman in the face with his hot dog tray and then punched him down to the ground – people tend to miss this due to watching Sabrina’s simultaneous fight instead. He also secured the honor of the series’ final ass-kicking in Let Our Angel Live, when he took down Kelly’s shooter with a slow-motion kick and a slam in his car door. I guess he just needs to get really mad, like the Incredible Hulk?

FIGHT CARD

WIN RATIO:

  • 50%

5 BUTTS KICKED

5 TIMES OWNED

11 TOTAL FIGHTS

FIGHT FREQUENCY: .09 FIGHTS PER EPISODE (7th PLACE)

SIGNATURE MOVE: PROTECTIVENESS

STANDOUT EPISODE: LET OUR ANGEL LIVE

VICTORIES BY GENDER:

  • VS WOMEN (1/1) 100%
  • VS. MEN (4/9) 44%

HONORS FOR BOSLEY

SEASON OF DEFEAT

Bosley got in a grand total of one fight in the first season - which he lost - making it the only year in which he dispensed zero butt-kickings.

UNDEFEATED SEASONS

Bosley went all of seasons 3 and 4 without getting his butt kicked. Of course, he achieved that record by barely getting in any fights period, but still.

LEAST FREQUENT FIGHTER

Despite appearing in every single episode, Bosley racked up fewer fights per case than any Angel, with only 11 fights in all his years of service.

FINAL BUTT KICK

The honor of the final beatdown ever on Charlie's Angels went to Bosley when he took down the guy who shot Kelly in Let Our Angel Live.

HIGHLIGHT REEL

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